I tamed a falcon.

18-Dek, 2020
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Schlatt talks about the time he tamed a falcon.
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Let's be real fellas. The only reason I made this video was to meet a contractual deadline with Youtooz to sell marketable plushies. You should buy one to get back at me, that would be funny lol. Schlatt talks about the time Schlatt and ConnorEatsPants do business in Austin, Texas. They meet Mizkif and Maya, the most confusing couple on the planet. Schlatt flys a falcon named Orion. They also met Andrea Botez and Alex Botez there, which is a story for another time (maybe when I have another deadline to meet). Falcons wear hoods apparently. Buy the plushie.

  • I MADE THIS VIDEO JUST TO SELL PLUSHIES GOGOGOGO youtooz.com/collections/jschlatt

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    • Ik

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    • Bruh i had an alarm set for it and when i was finished checking out I was denied cause It was sold out 😔😔

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    • Hi StAalTLlh

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  • Alright who gave shlatt a falcon come on guys-

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  • 3:59 humans have *GUNS AND KNIFES AND NUKES!*

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  • Cats they have collars does they have weird hats humans we got glock 17s

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  • :00

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  • H

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  • Human Has A Glock 19 Wait What OH SHIT

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  • 4:11 is my most favorite part

  • Thats cool and all, but how did JSchlatt commit all these crimes in 1999 if he was born September 10 1999?

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  • Horses have blinkers which shield their vision when being Devin or rode to calm them. They also can wear blindfolds if needed to calm them when travelling. A very common thing that triggers an animals fight or flight is their eyesight. The hat is very cool though :)

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  • Jschlatt's name for birds/falcons: "FUCKING DINOSAURS"

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  • Best video 10/11

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  • Yes, yes, dream did cheat in Minecraft idiots

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  • “Cats have that *thing* on their neck,” “Falcons have the hat,” “And humans have the Glock-17, it’s easy.” - J-Schlatt 2020

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  • y’all i was watching this and then i heard the beat to georgenotfound onlyfans-

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  • the leather thing on her arm is called a leather gauntlet. she used that bc the falcon's talons are so big that it would probably leave giant gashes in her arm without it. and the hat i think is called a cap? im not sure but they wear those so they dont get overwhelmed by their surroundings and do crazy shit. edit: Me: *knows a bit about birds and shit* *decides to explain with my knowledge* Schlatt: *explains the exact same thing 5 seconds after i post a comment* :)

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  • That shirt is sublime

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  • Fun fact the peregrine falcon can dive from the sky at the speed of 360 klmps and successfully catch their prey

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  • Schlatt is scared of birds Confirmed.

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  • I wanna give it a shot

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  • nah this was 2 months ago??

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  • Bird schlatt

  • Sounds like something he'd do

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  • Why is he genuinely happy about the hat

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  • Americans truly are a different breed

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  • that's a cute hoel

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  • i think it was my brother flying by to stalk u

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  • Someone give this man a human sized bird hat

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  • What happened in 1999

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  • 1999

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  • “a lil hat”

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  • Cats have that think on their neck Falcons have a hat And humans have a glock 17 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Ah yes

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  • My grandpa and i do falconry, which is where you hunt with falcons, and it's honestly really fun and all of my birds have been such sweethearts. This video gives me mass amounts of Seretonin and nostalgia for all of the times i've had falcons.

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  • Jschlatt with a falcon is the most American thing ever

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  • 0:54 that's Tommy as a bird 4:06 cats are so cute doe-

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  • Whats you number?

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  • Don’t pull up on schlatt

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  • Jshlatt you r different

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  • I sometimes wonder what it would be like to get shot by jschlatt

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  • you fucking took a gun out. [at least i liked that]

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  • Cats: Neck grab Birds: Hood Humans: *Heroin*

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  • The cat is a manx Shlatt a manx.

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  • I can’t believe this is crazy !!!!

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  • "the more permanent solution" and so we don't get sued we have to add this "WARNING EVERY DOSE CAN BE LEATHEL"

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  • "And humans have the glock 17" Shlatt 2021

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  • Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

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  • All I'm gonna say is 4:06.

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  • what is the falcon fragrance?

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  • Hi

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  • Whos here after he's moving to Austin, Texas now. Looks like they will be close neighbors 😂

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  • Bro, I have NEVER watched jchlatt XD

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  • 4:11 SCHLATT HAS A GUN!!!!! 😱😱😱

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  • Swear that’s a kestrel

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  • 4:11 😂 😂 😂

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  • I’ve never seen how you actually look in real life and I just recognized your voice if you didn’t talk I’d be like “Who this man? :/“

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  • I saw the title and my first thought was ‘he would’

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  • See I would buy something from you but my teachers know you cuss-

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  • Sucks that this didn't make it into Mr beast rewind

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  • Congrats Big Man

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  • bruh thats so cool. you are totally the kind of person to hold a falcon

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  • someone needs to put a falcon hood on schlatt

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  • naw glock 35

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  • 4:08 I tried that almost went to jail....but luckily it was self defense...

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    • This is a joke I just wanted to see what happens

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  • Jbird

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  • Its funny how he is scared of the claws when falcons hunt with thier beaks

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  • 4:08 this part was my favorite

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  • The embodiment of chaotic natural:

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  • It’s called heroin

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  • " cats have that thing on their neck , falcons have a hat , and humans have a glock 17 you you pop 2 and then their calm "

  • Is that the real glatt

  • Of course, it was fucking texas.

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  • “Cats have that thing on their neck” “Falcons have the hat” “And humans have the Glock-17, it’s easy!”

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  • *casually loads gun*

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  • Yes

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  • this is the most american thing i can imagine

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  • Nice sublime shirt

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  • Pigeon

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  • The glock 17 always shuts people up

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  • “Cats have that thing on there neck” “Falcons have the hat” “And humans have a the glock-17”

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  • You amaze me

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  • im dead from laughter

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  • 4:30 why is the floor so damn dirty

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  • Title: I tamed a falcon! Video: AHAHAHA this girl has a tame falcon and it wears a hat AHAHAHAAa

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  • Alternative title: SHLAGG Tames random ass bird

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  • Cats have the necks Falcons have the hat Humans have a Glock-17, it's easy. Just plop 2 holes in someone and boom no more stress!

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  • This entire video: *H A T*

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  • Funny hat bird

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  • And humans have the glock 17.

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  • I don't give a fuck.

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  • Don’t mind me just putting a time stamp for myself 3:49

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  • This is what I do with my time at 2am- well

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  • My mom owns a Harry's hawk and these things just look normal

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  • Hey man my buddies is really stressed I think he needs that Glock 17 over there

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  • tommy needs to see thisXD

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  • Excuse me while I press the subscribe button.

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