Schlatt moves to Texas. Texas starts snowing. Life is suffering.
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Schlatt is in Texas and Texas is in Schlatt but I wish it was 10 Big Hot Men in me instead. Hello from the deep south! In this commentary video Schlatt talks about stuff for 8 minutes and change, which is just long enough to pollute the video with multiple midroll ads to make as much money as possible. He talks about the awful Texas Snowstorm 2021, which left millions of people out of power thanks to Ercot - kind of like when Schlatt has a heart attack and perishes on the Dream SMP! I put TommyInnit in the video for half a second just so I can also include him in the description. Maybe I should've titled this Commentary Video "Minecraft's Snowstorm Mod Is Incredibly Funny," and then the thumbnail is Schlatt in a red shirt. Who Is Ranboo? I Still Don't Know. I'm old and grumpy and in Texas with my best friends Mizkif, Trainwrecks, Pokelawls, Esfand, and Marriott International. The power in my house is out but At Least I Have My Blankets. It's almost like I brought the cold weather down south with me. If only I could bring the pizza and bagels with me, too -- maybe have a good old New York Slice of Pizza Pie at my favorite New York City Bodega with New York City Mayoral Candidate Andrew "Chicken Soup" Yang. Better yet, me and Davey Pageviews go out to John's at Bleecker Street, get a 10/10 and then day trade some no-name pink sheet company up 500% by closing. That's what I call a Portnoy Pump! /j /hj /ij /lh
I live in Texas too and btw GOOD LUCK TRAVELING IT TAKES 3 HOURS TO GO TO ANOTHER CITY XD I hate my life and road trips
I'm on the ground laughing at this is still funny even a month later Edit: hows your time in Texas now
Ok
3:08 - My parents when I'm on my phone for 2 minutes:
should have moved to Massachusetts
meanwhile in finland: 2 meters of snow every winter..
that dudes probably been alive for 60 years living in texas and he has never had the mcdonalds be closed before lol
Welcome to Texas J I didn't have any where to go I almost froze to death for a week with 3 people in my house and we had to get all the blankets in the house and we had no food but bread so we ate bread and all our food was bad we had to boil water here's the thing we didn't have electricity soooooo we had to ask people for water bottles guess what we got 5 water bottles during that also that's not common for Texas to snow but it did J it did
Welcome to Texas
Alaska: Sounds like a Monday.
0:03 me when I walk into physical school instead of online and realize that I can’t just watch TikTok during the lesson whenever I am bored.
I thought texas was supposed to be hot 🔥 but i guess new york followed you to texas and the MC Donald's bit sums up America 🇺🇸
So umm I’ve never watched a jschlatt video in my life but thanks yt algorithm ig
Texas ain’t that bad as long as it ain’t frozen over lol
0:03 When your best friend isn’t at school
Fucking HELL JSCHLATT I WENT TO THE WEBSITE...IM SCARRED😭😭
welcome to Texas
I rlly had to see this a month after it came out
texas starts raining a little bit and they have a power out England nearly floods this is fine
gay p poggers
i got baited so bad by that URL and i cant stop laughing, love ya work shlatt too bad youre a racism
3:19 that image makes me so uncomfortable why is he the empire state building next to mizkif and connor
if this happened to me i'd learn to accept that god is real and he despises me
The website was fucking hilarious
0:12
leave
we didn’t have power all week during that. good times
u look so handsome
Should of moved to Alabama not as bad as people say
I thought the title said "I'm black"
I love how he was an evil dictator in Minecraft but in real life he is a funny guy.
Who are you?
the president of United States
i need a cardboard pope
That serial killer is a senator, not a governor.
Where I live (Missouri) we had a foot and a half of snow
My cousin is in Texas and god her family was fucking dying. On top of not having power, water, or barley any food, they all caught a stomach flu. But they somehow managed to survive that but am I glad I no longer live in Texas :,)
awesome 😜
Waiting for the day schlatt makes a video on railfanning.
please for the love of god do not go to the website
sorry for the horrible welcome but WELCOME TO TEXAS AHAHAHAH
Southerners have it easy, where i live it snows so much it even snows in summer somtimes.
People from northern states Let’s team up to laugh at these people
Karma for trying to kill Tommy and Wilbur
Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” would do this horrible thing.
And hes gone again
as a Texan, I'm so sorry THIS was your first impression
oh, yes. Great 'Murica
Thrice I’ve lived through boil water orders... THRICE! Apparently there was both brain eating amoebas AND E. coli was in the water the three times it happened within 2 weeks of each other I hate NM did I mention that after this happened for the last time I had snow nearly to my shoulders? I was 5”7 at the time ( I am 5”9 now )
Nah bro stay out of the internet, you suck
Stay mad
My last vid huh
his hair is so fluffy :o
Nice
Me and my family in El Paso: (。_。)
"Disclaimer: don't go to this website if you aren't a Marriott employee" "No I think I will" *does* **dies**
I live in Houston and I appreciate you telling everyone how horrible north Texas is... it is awful. But in Houston it’s like almost all Mexican people.
He lost all of subs
*laughs in Australian*
Well at least your not dead mate 😂❤️
this is what happens when 0% sales tax
Why did I even type the fucking link?
Same my eyes
it used to go straight to his channel
Welcome to Texas. Glad to have you 😊
I wanna see what is on the link 😂. I am too scared though
it used to go straight to his channel. now its the unholy land
Why did I type the link my dad gets a notification whenever a "bad" site is opened
the marriott url linked me to gay porn
as a texan, yeah this place sucks.
he looks like wolverine
did anyone try the link? if yes can you tell me whats there- im kinda scared to click it tbh
yayyyyyyyyy cereal ranking guy back!!!!!
Thank god I went to the damn website on incognito mode god damn-
it used to straight to his channel and now its just uh...
@Irina Mindricelu it kinda sent me to a certain website... Like uh I can't really explain cuz it's just super inappropriate 😭
what happened-
anyone else but me noticed this room looks alot like Mini ladd's old home/recording room.. or is that just me(I dont watch miniladd anymore tbh but I just remember)?
My Great grandma lives in texas KNOWLEDGE
Welcome to Texas baby.
Don’t anger the locals my one tip
WHERE THE FUCK IS BABY YUTO IM NOT HAPPY UNSUBBED
Welcome to Texas!
Jschlatt birthday resolution : I will get fatter.
Bro that website
Schlatt...u are weirdly cute. I find myself go all soft somehow lol
DISCLAIMER (Guys pls dont look up that website)
Us in Oklahoma had the same ice problem
How could you do that to those poor Texans? Causing that storm? Smh
Me: I am a Marriott employee I am a Marriott employee I am a Marriott employee I AM NOT A MARRIOTT EMPLOYEE
Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UZworld is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft" "Shadowlands" "Dream" "MrBeast" "Warzone" "FaZe Clan" "100 Thieves" "Call of Duty" "Pokemon" "Pokemon cards" "card unboxing" "Charizard" "they don't want you to know" "Flat earth" "round earth" "triangle earth" "the earth is not earth" "what even is earth if not earth omg government is lying to you" "Minecraft" "ASMR" "pewdiepie" "music" "Fortnite" "markiplier" “UZworld is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” "Runescape" "World of Warcraft"
Hi MizKif
nice one 6:41
Oh god I looked up the link
was he crying at 4:38
WOOOOHOOOO SCHLATT IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Truly disgusting, that some “Marriotts” would do this horrible thing
DO NOT GO TO THE WEBSITE
Schlatt barbe look like mungo jerry barbe
Just move to Florida it is nice and sunny here
*youll get used to it*
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
I went to the website without knowing the warning that ppl that AREN'T marriott employees shouldn't go there and now I feel like an idiot 😀👍
Texas amirite
Anyone else went to the websites
It took me to the hub
I went to the website.
I live in Texas and this hits different
Shit, even in Russia it was less problematic