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Here it is folks. The Schlatt Best Of 2020. Enjoy the funniest Schlatt clips for 2 hours straight. A lot of cool things happened in 2020, even though the year was pretty bad itself. Schlatt and Minx hit it off on Austin's Love or Host show. Schlatt and Minx were cute together for so many minutes straight I couldn't believe it honestly. Schlatt and Alex Botez were also cute together for a short period of time until I realized she was smarter than me which isn't the type of relationship I'm into. Schlatt joined the Dream SMP with famous Minecraft youtubers Dream, Sapnap, GeorgeNotFound, TommyInnit, Tubbo, and more. TommyInnit and Schlatt did so much deals and business together but absolutely none of it is featured in this Best Of Jschlatt 2020 compilation because the Dream SMP is a complete waste of time that nobody cares about, also Dream cheated in Minecraft 1.16 speedruns, sorry kids. I don't make the rules.... all I do is put popular words in here so UZworld thinks I'm cool. Schlatt plays Wii games here, he plays Among Us with James Charles, he goes on a Minecraft date with hot women, he does it all folks and oh my goodness does he look good doing it. Mutton chops were a good idea I think. Yeah yeah anyways thanks for the subs and views I don't care about you leave me alone.
timestamps! warning: very long 0:00 - intro 0:31 - keep your chin up! 0:38 - schlatt’s wonderful adventure with a haunted woman 1:48 - you look like shit! 1:55 - fed’s TV 2:50 - connecting the Wii MotionPlus accesory 3:18 - y’know a lot about holes, huh? 4:16 - they call me the sword man 4:32 - schmeatburger 4:50 - i heard we got new styles 5:05 - oh my god, the baby actually hung himself 5:52 - that just seems like the wrong message, or is it just me? 6:19 - twomad’s bars 6:47 - are you Drunk? 7:04 - 1999? 7:26 - schlatt’s bathroom 8:24 - the guy i pick, i think i look the most like 8:49 - no one’s attacking minx 9:16 - LOOK! THERE’S MY FAVOURITE WHITE BOY! 9:32 - schlatt’s private server 9:57 - twomad VS schlatt rap battle 10:28 - just have fun with it 10:54 - i’m very familiar with Baseball Bats 11:02 - the Queen goes skydiving 11:31 - scarra’s dirty money 12:20 - swagger’s brainrot 14:03 - i’m gonna stick with james 14:35 - james checks chat 14:44 - how to keep a good exercise and sleep schedule with connor 15:10 - underlying health conditions 15:35 - schlagg 15:51 - schlong 16:06 - hot pockets with wilbur and minx 17:11 - minx wants schlatt to shoot the Pope 18:43 - minx’s flower pot 19:05 - schlatt recieves the Rap Mike 20:17 - schlatt becomes a surgeon 20:50 - schlatt becomes a violinist 21:13 - schlatt wrecks alexandra botez at chess 21:50 - it’s him... 22:03 - schlatt’s fucked up table 23:20 - minx gets a call 23:40 - let’s make a monkey! 24:10 - malaysian airlines flight 370 24:36 - ma’am 25:08 - schlatt gay joke #703 25:17 - minx gets trolled with connor 25:58 - charborg smokes crack 26:10 - slimecicle speaks Latin 26:18 - hot pockets with wilbur and minx part 2 26:55 - sebastian asks schlatt to give it a try 27:28 - schlatt goes down the water slides 28:14 - schlatt saving money buying McDonalds 28:45 - bob helps schlatt get the keyboard out of the plastic 28:55 - couples dinner with schlatt and minx 29:50 - waiter connor plays a wonderful tune 30:23 - dinnertime! 30:44 - minx doesn’t like her order 30:57 - minx is teleported to the smiling man dimension 31:00 - twomad’s bars part 3 31:08 - wheaties? 31:35 - schlatt spits a questionable bar 31:40 - relief 32:10 - angry white men (The Champion of Slavoury) 32:54 - Genghis Khan, his Mii, and his Twitter Scandal 33:33 - schlatt is blessed with cheese, with swagger, trave, slimecicle and byze 35:12 - ludwig and schlatt on The Ma Situation 35:49 - schlatt plays M&M Volleyball 36:34 - The Secert Patty Fromla 36:47 - schlatt is now Mr Krabs 36:54 - charborg is determined to apprehend Plankton 37:03 - The Battle Commences 37:10 - where schlatt would take minx on a date to 38:07 - schlatt and quackity become scuffed 38:35 - that time minx lost her ass and tits 39:18 - The Schlakers 39:27 - Bigfoot Schlatt 40:00 - The Game Changer (Relief) 40:12 - hot pockets with wilbur and minx part 3 41:01 - schlatt’s apology to minx 42:58 - any last words..? 43:20 - ludwig, schlatt and King Tutankhamun, the Hindenberg, and the... Egyptians.. 44:17 - schlatt gets held ransom // “he’s coming for me” 45:20 - schlatt performs for a man attempting to drink milk out of a shoe 46:12 - minx has a refreshing pepsi 46:32 - schlatt presses the button with his cigar 46:49 - what makes you compatible with minx // bob-bob // breastfeeding 48:20 - schlatt scouts out the bowling alley 48:35 - Spongebob Schlattpants 48:43 - Worldwide Schlatt 49:09 - crys* 49:48 - schlatt performs a song with sebastian 50:26 - schlatt gets a call 50:42 - minx is in tears 51:24 - kryoz’s talk about why he deserves all the praise 52:02 - Schlatt’s Summer Internship (with great benefits!) 53:19 - hot pockets with wilbur and minx part 4 i think 54:09 - schlatt didn’t pay up // Born to Kill // Freddie Mercury 55:46 - schlatt has to answer the phone 56:06 - schlatt Works the Bag 56:22 - schlatt cooks an American Dish // Mr. Knife 56:51 - schlatt is safe 57:07 - Ladies, Please 57:48 - For Schlatt’s Female Viewers 58:10 - bird man, man bird, titty man, titty titty // Wheels 1:00:03 - schlatt is a black man in PUBG 1:00:50 - slimecicle and swagger are travellers 1:01:39 - Bread // Catch! 1:02:42 - schlatt’s birthday 1:02:50 - schlatt’s body test // Steel Toe 1:03:26 - schlatt has a Gift for minx 1:04:54 - OFFCANNY gets bullied with tomatoes 1:05:19 - schlatt gets taken to the shadow realm, to know his Last Name 1:06:56 - schlatt is a 2012 Lets Play UZworldr // schlatt’s Ex 1:07:11 - minx is dumb 1:07:32 - schlatt becomes a surgeon part 2 with travis (he fails) 1:09:27 - schlatt gets to see what he looks like 1:09:43 - schlatt opens the cases 1:10:02 - quackity wants a hug and Dies 1:10:28 - gary frank joins the battle 1:11:43 - schlatt handles a baby 1:12:38 - schlatt didn’t know that 1:12:46 - schlatt goes Fishing in Wii Bass Pro Shops, and loves it 1:14:13 - schlatt plays Wii Basketball 1:14:59 - schlatt gets owned by monkeys in Wii 1:16:06 - baby yuto is taken 1:16:38 - schlatt does yoga 1:17:53 - schlatt wants the contestants to say something in a New York accent 1:19:30 - schlatt’s relaxation playlist 1:20:27 - schlatt wants his son to be a good fisherman 1:20:46 - schlatt makes Tiger Woods in Wii 1:20:56 - schlatt gets a piggy bank 1:21:28 - what schlatt used to do with Barbie dolls 1:21:47 - schlatt makes The Big Bucks 1:22:03 - kandyland has a question for schlatt 1:22:27 - charborg isn’t Jewish 1:22:55 - schlatt walks along the circumcised trees 1:23:09 - Tear the Lettuce! 1:23:42 - who the contestants would bring to hang out 1:24:31 - she’s a little bitch! 1:25:04 - schlatt’s city is doing amazing with trave 1:25:16 - schlatt plays Frisbee Dog 1:27:06 - schlatt is taught how to march 1:28:42 - schlatt looking like a certain man from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 1:30:44 - schlatt is explained significant figures 1:32:00 - schlatt is addicted to nicotine in Bureaucratic Hell 1:32:45 - Vansama has an objection! 1:34:31 - The Birth of Juhg,koop 1:35:10 - schlatt is a fraud, and she knew... 1:35:56 - schlatt can’t break an egg 1:36:22 - “they don’t have my style” 1:36:38 - charborg and schlatt Rap Battle 1:37:10 - schlart recieves his Wii Game 1:37:19 - minx and botez try to woo schlarg 1:40:52 - schlatt sees a note 1:41:24 - it doesn’t get better than this, fellas 1:41:43 - schlatt is delivered coal through a Toll Road 1:42:49 - schlatt recieves the Wi-BOWL 1:43:29 - schlatt builds some leg muscle 1:44:12 - schlatt plays the maracas 1:44:28 - schlatt goes jet skiing (sad) 1:46:24 - Welcome to Muck 1:47:16 - schlatt, slimecicle, charborg and quackity disarm a bomb (they succeed) 1:48:57 - outro
@jschlattLIVE he have no life
Yo what video was the haunted woman one I was dieing
What's the name of the song that plays in underlying health conditions
why
Madlad
Minx just loves this abusive relationship
well that was a journey :) thanks
36:00
31:35
*I really like when Schlatt*
Glad the fed one got out of the way
I like playing cooking mama it's the best game
Have some money
Can I get a count of how many keyboards this man has destroyed? 😂
0:00 what is this video
such a big man
THERE HE IS THERE ’S MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY
How many keyboard does he have just for a funny bit
our lord and savior juhg, koop was also born
I don't know if I should be laughing or crying rn
5:26 Schlatt Pog
The yellow M&M scene was amazing
:0
1:41:05 don’t you dare laugh
1:40:47 sorry just for myself to remember smt
Did anyone notice James Charles’s reflection on the bowling ball at 1:43:24
I love that I sat here and watched every moment of this.
"My kid would fuck up your kid."
schmeat burger-
36:05 is the best part in this whole video
are we going to talk about the intro?
0:03
Hey schlatt your about to make a lot of money 😏
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
can someone leave a link to this (3:18, etc) video(s)
i clicked on this thinking it was 15 minutes long. mistake. all i know is bunger.
I don’t know if it is a good thing I fall to sleep to this everynight
39:24
How many tiktok audios has schlatt made? Answer: _yes_
Can someone tell me the song that’s at 17:12?
@ъуъ no he hasn’t in a year
Does he stream on twitch ?
Schlatt really is the guy who would shoot someone after having a good chuckle with'em
R.I.P. baby it died from Schmitt hanging it up.😂😂😂😂
Here I go!
FrAGraNCemAN
Iuuuu
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
9:24 IM SORRY ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT JSCHLATT IS THE VOICE FOR "THERE HE IS, THERES MY FAVORITE WHITE BOY!?"
0:00 umm... wtf
I'm here because I heard RTGame's intro music. This video sucks btw.
The brain rot bit is genuinely absolute genius
hahahah I had a rap mic when I was a kid.
50:20 genius whiplash reference
Imagine walking into his room not knowing who he is and seeing the baby
Your my favorite youtuber out of every youtuber :)
How mutch keyboard did he destroyed? How mutch Keyboards did he Have?
5:05 BABBY GO BURRRRRRRR
I'm in class right now I did a Michael Scott spit take and everyone's looking at me
Ya know, sometimes I forget that normal houses are big.
19:56 “you have to hold the rap button to become a rapist”
Even if 2020 was a bad year. It was schlatts year
Schlatt is that one person you met online that you had a great time with, but forgot to friend 😞
“CAUSE YOU KNOW I LIKE BALLS! What the fuck.” -Schlort
how many keyboards must suffer-
Man 1999 was just not Schlatts year
You hung the baby
SOUL READ!
My heart BROKE when he dived after the play button he sounded so scared
6:47 - are you Drunk?
How was a joke about brain rot the smartest comedic writing I’ve ever seen
1999 was a wild year
Ok but he do be kinda fine tho
CallMeCrazy
I made it 13:43 into this video and.......FOR PERSONAL REASONS I WILL BE PASSING AWAY 😀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
about 90% of this is just Jshit making fun of what's her name.
@Jarls Terra I know.
You're so funny. Jshit? You should be a comedian.
20:04 A rap-ist
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16:35 a hot pocket is just a cheap ripoff of a calzone
15:26 song pls
I’m sorry but my favourite moment was when he tried to kick the white board and fell in deal or no deal lmao
schlatt gives me epic gayest straight guy dom energy. fwpnjorwueghpignw
43:55 -_-
Idk why but the end made me cry, or it's cause I was punched idk
34:30 Utter perfection
Best video on the internet
33:25
52:51 i am interested in this internship where can i apply
Why doe sat the star he sound alike markiplier
it's impossible no one ever done it before *proceeds to pull out gun*
Schlatt has so many keyboards😂
He said hi on insta
7:15 fortnite card. who wants it? and yes I’m giving it away. remember, share, share, share! and trolls, don’t get blocked!
1:11:00
only press on this if your a white boy (9:28)
this is a jschlatt moment!
Truly disgusting, that some "people" would do this horrible thing
Truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing
Best of TikTok 2020: Video could not be found
Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this horrible thing.
*no one can beat 1999 Schlatt...*
1:20:07 IM FUCKING DEAD
He looks like a normal man. Love him :D
Oh, if only I was 30 years younger, I'd be on that like white on rice.